enigmaticforeskin:

today in school a fight broke out and i heard one of our security guards ask if it was a good one

(Source: thymegaforeskin)

theannieplanet:

do you think taylor lautner has war-like flash backs of shark boy and lava girl

Me: ah, yes. Home alone. I can do whatever I want!
Me: *turns TV up a couple notches*
Me: *watches YouTube videos without headphones*
Me: getting crazy up in here

unwakeable:

that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either

dylanohcryin:

do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do

me: here is 300 gold give me your best magic staff
walmart cashier: sir for the last time