unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if you’re giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

snorlaxatives:

tumblr makes me forget that age differences and time zones exist 

(Source: snorlaxatives)

hydrogenbombs:

refreshing and gaining TWO followers

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edating:

yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more

hotdimsam:

Job interviewer: so what skills can you bring to the company
Me:…
Me:…
Me: i came out to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now

mistletoevests:

why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month

(Source: suhostomp)

ugly:

im literally tired 30 hours a day